How do you contribute to Starr Tincup excellence?

Managing accounts, driving low cost, highly qualified leads through search engine marketing and making great videos.

What is your favorite marketing cliche?

Spray and Pray! Not really. The real answer is probably not repeatable.

What were you doing before you came to work at ST?

I was doing A&R for Universal Records for eight years.

Why do you like working at ST?

The free daily massages.

Who would win in a fight William or Bret?

When are they gonna fight?!

What's the most unusual thing you have ever tossed off the fire escape?

A cinder block onto William’s Montero.

What is the stupidest thing you did in school?

I was really smart until about 7th grade.

What is your most heart-wrenching / best breakup?

Sonny and Cher.

What song changed your life?

“Stars Are Blind” by Paris Hilton.

What is your favorite movie and why?

“Dazed and Confused.” It reminds me of growing up in Austin.

What's your life philosophy?

Even a fool knows you can't reach the stars, but that doesn't stop a Casey Kasem from trying.

Who is your role model?

Thor. The Norse God, not the comic book hero.

Tell us your best joke

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Tell us your best celebrity encounter story

I co-wrote a song with Nelly that was mysteriously mentioned in a Saddam Hussein speech prior to the Iraq War.

Fill in the blank... If I were a ____ I would _____.

If I were an animal, I would be a wombat. They can be awkwardly tamed in a captive situation, but their lack of fear means that they may display acts of aggression if provoked.