How do you contribute to Starr Tincup excellence?

Innovative design, for an innovative company

What is your favorite marketing cliche?

Sex sells: no shit!

What were you doing before you came to work at ST?

Senior Art Director for the local newspaper's marketing department.

Why do you like working at ST?

It's easy to work hard when you're having fun.

Who would win in a fight William or Bret?

Bret might have a reach advantage, but William would fight dirtier. Advantage: William

If ST were a reality show which one would it be?

“Real World” with less crying, or “Survivor” with more food.

Why do you think we get Human Capital Marketing?

• Account managers who know how to take care of their clients
• Talented creative staff
• Solid leadership
• High degree of technical savvy
• Ping pong keeps us sharp
  
  

What's the most unusual thing you have ever tossed off the fire escape?

Nothing yet, but I have big plans.

Summarize your professional background in 50 words or less

BFA / 10 years managing a solid brand / new adventures ahead

What's your favorite all-time pet?

Can't pick a favorite. Either Maya the frisbee pro Yorkie, or Wink the sweet and dumb-as-a-rock Papillon.

What is the stupidest thing you did in school?

Forged my mom's name in pencil, then erased and re-did it. Busted

When did you realize you were an alcoholic?

That's such a negative word. I prefer... Q: "When did you realize that you were gifted at drinking?" A: High School.

Have you sought professional help?

Only when it comes to lawn care.

What song changed your life?

Ben Harper’s “Gold To Me”

What is your favorite movie and why?

“Star Wars.” If I have to explain it, you probably wouldn't understand.

What's your life philosophy?

If I could fit it here, it wouldn't be much of a philosopy, now would it?

Who is your role model?

Bruce Lee / Steve McQueen / Johnny Cash. I figure that covers all the bases of cool.

Tell us your best joke

I have a smart dog. He's an East German Shephard. He used to be very obedient, but now he just ignores me and keeps typing.

Tell us your best celebrity encounter story

Getting my car at the valet stand in front of Del Frisco's, standing next to me is a tiny little man. I recognized him and said, "Hi Mario". He said hi back, and then Mr. Andretti climbed up into his boring rental car and drove away.